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Yo Mama Jokes!
Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so dumb that she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house collapsed.
Yo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.
Yo momma so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.
Yo momma so ugly if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it.
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out.- Chayse
Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama is so hairy when you were born you got rug burn.
Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so yellow she spits butter.
Yo mam so stupid she put a battery up her butt and said I GOT THE POWER! - Sam
Yo mama is so stupid she thought movie star planet was a movie on tv.
Yo mama is so old she farts dust.
Yo mama is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock at me.

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